“we live here now”

this morning I casually wake up in a hotel room in a small ass town in bumfuck virginia. Before I roll over to inspect the situation that I am in, since I feel like I’ve been sleeping for hours…#thanksweed, I make sure nothing weird is going on in the bed next to me. Since I have definitely woken up to sexual activity happening in the bed ever so close to me. no big deal though…things get weird when you live in the woods. anyway on my way to cross over 4 lanes of traffic in torn up flip flops to gracefully receive the one and only Taco Bell breakfast for my friends. since when have I supported fast food? never. but all I want all the time out here are donuts so if I get donuts my friends can get Taco Bell!